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NDR #4: The View From The Other Ship by TheNorthwestern, literature

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NDR #4: The View From The Other Ship

Welcome all to the fourth edition of "North Does Reviews". Up on the reviewing block this week, we have a one-shot fanfic entitled "Can't You See That I Love You?" But this isn't just any other shot. This one-shot just so happens to be a poem and said poem just so happens to be about Ferbella. It's blatantly obvious if you are in the fandom, that Ferbella is not exactly a well-liked pairing, so it's refreshing to find something written about it. To start off, let's see what we have in store by reading the description of the fic. "A poem written by Ferb." Now I realize that this description really doesn't give much of an idea of the content

NDR #3: Every Ship Will Have Its Fanfic by TheNorthwestern, literature

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NDR #3: Every Ship Will Have Its Fanfic

Another week has passed and it is time for the third edition of "North Does Reviews". Up on the reviewing block this week, we have a one-shot fanfic entitled "Crush Love". To start off, let's see what we have in store by reading the description of the fic. "Before working on a project, Adyson and Buford have a little chat." Now this really isn't much of a description, but by combining the description and the title, we can get a basic idea of what's going on and it involves one of those ships that no one really has an idea of where it comes from. Not a mainstream pairing and not a crack pairing, but somewhere in between. I'm sure there are s

NDR #2: When You Wish Upon A Pairing by TheNorthwestern, literature

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NDR #2: When You Wish Upon A Pairing

Welcome all to the second edition of "North Does Reviews". Up on the reviewing block this week, we have a one-shot fanfic entitled "Wait!" First off, let's see what we have in store by reading the description of the fic. "It's the end of Phineas and Ferb in the 2nd Dimension. The gang is about to have their memories erased. Isabella kisses Phineas, and he yells for Carl to wait, but it's too late- the machine wipes clean their memory of that day. What if Carl had waited? What if Phineas got to say what he was going to say?" From this description, we get a basic overview of where this story will go. It takes place during the timeline of "Ac

North Does Reviews #1: Obsession Is A Cold Bitch by TheNorthwestern, literature

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North Does Reviews #1: Obsession Is A Cold Bitch

Hello all and welcome to the first edition of "North Does Reviews", where yours truly, TheNorthwestern, finds a piece of art, be it a fic, pic or something else and gives a review of it, giving my comments and thoughts on the piece, be it horrid or surprisingly good. Now that we've gotten the basic description out of the way, let's get on with the review. Up for review this time is a one-shot fanfic entitled "Isaneas". Some of you may have already guessed by the title, that this is a Phinbella fic, which of course automatically says (to me, at least) "This will be a fluff fic." But things aren't always as they seem, because some pretty freak

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NDR #4: The View From The Other Ship by TheNorthwestern, literature

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NDR #3: Every Ship Will Have Its Fanfic by TheNorthwestern, literature

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NDR #2: When You Wish Upon A Pairing by TheNorthwestern, literature

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NDR #2: When You Wish Upon A Pairing

North Does Reviews #1: Obsession Is A Cold Bitch by TheNorthwestern, literature

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North Does Reviews #1: Obsession Is A Cold Bitch

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Spork: Birth of a Bitch (Part 6) by DarkestLinkEAI, literature

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Spork: Birth of a Bitch (Part 6)

Creep: Get the joke? XD Ally: OH NOW I SEE IT LOL Erik: ...What? Ally: okay so... LMAO "Bridging over the pit"? I thought it said "Bridgette over the pit" xD Creep: I'm a fan of terrible, TERRIBLE puns. No matter how bad they are, I end up laughing my ass off. XD Ally: Alright, so who's ready to spork Bridgette? =3 Creep: Me. Ally: WOOT FUCK YES! Let's go <3 Creep: Not just me. I wumbo...you wumbo...he, she, me....WUMBO. Ally: WUMBO... WUMBOLOGY... THE STUDY OF WUMBO! Creep: It's first grade. XD Ironic since I saw that at first grade. XD Ally: LMAO, i was dressed up as Robin for Halloween, and my belt I pretended had the WUMBO

An Important Message from the Black Knights of DA~ by CreepECrawlyMan, journal

An Important Message from the Black Knights of DA~

Oct 5, 2012

DarkestLinkEAI (https://www.deviantart.com/darkestlinkeai) Erik: ...Like I said...I’m coming back. I’m back. Creep: You can’t keep a good critic down. Erik: ...There’s nothing you can do. Soon, I will be ready to start Plan C. Not that much will change since CreepE’s been doing it anyway. But now we have insurance. Creep: Indeed. =3 So...what is there to talk about, bro? XD Erik: Well, like I said, I’m back. I’m going to be starting a club soon. A club where critics of all kinds can gather together. Since it’s mainly started between me and my inner circle, it will probably start P&F based, but it’s for criticism of

Character Critiques Edition #10 Part 2 by DarkestLinkEAI, literature

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Character Critiques Edition #10 Part 2

#6 Isaac: https://emotegalxd.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=Isaac Kit: Behold his blandness. l D And in turn, MY blandness. Any ragging you guys do is heavily deserved l 3 Creep: Well...we lack a picture. Kit: Yeah. His profile was created directly after my main artist quit PnF. |D Erik: Well...interview... https://emotegalxd.deviantart.com/art/PnF-OC-Isaac-Jackson-s-Pre-Danville-Interview-312425255 Erik: And profile... https://emotegalxd.deviantart.com/art/PnF-OC-Isaac-Jackson-Official-Profile-314919059 Erik: Didn’t you say he was Phineas’s Dad? Creep: Yep. Erik: ...Well...he would be Linda’s age...and Linda is ar

Ask Marie Critiques (Featuring Bryan!) by CreepECrawlyMan, literature

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Ask Marie Critiques (Featuring Bryan!)

Creep: MY Lord, Bryan is strikin’ back....with a vengence. <3 Bryan: I have returned, dear readers. Because, by the gods, do I feel like critiquing like fuck again. Creep: Joy. Anyway, today...MARIE. And her “Ask Marie” things....we’re gonna critique them Bryan: You guys will be surprised with what I have to say about some of these. Basically, I will make you think. Creep: YAY! =3 Bryan: Some men just want to watch the whole world learn. Creep: I thought some guys wanted the world to burn. Bryan: That too. I want it to do both. Creep: CRITIQUING TIME! OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! <--watched too many Regu

Marie Flynn: An In-Depth Analysis by CreepECrawlyMan, literature

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Marie Flynn: An In-Depth Analysis

Creep: Hello, everyone. Today, we’re gonna take a character analysis of the Phineas and Ferb fandom’s most famous and “beloved” OC, Marie Elysabeth Flynn Garcia-Shapiro. And before you say anything, yes, I know we’ve talked about Marie SEVERAL times. Erik: Sooo...what...is this gonna be the long version of our CCE critique? Creep: Basically; we’re gonna go deep DEEP into the core of Marie and her series as a whole, talking about how udderly ill-prepared and poorly developed it from Thomas and Jasmine to even the canon characters. Erik: ...Shall I start by naming the 7 reasons I loathe Marie and then d

Mission Wedding Impossible: REVIEW (Updated!) by CreepECrawlyMan, journal

Mission Wedding Impossible: REVIEW (Updated!)

Jun 30, 2012

~CandacePalmPlz (https://www.deviantart.com/candacepalmplz):iconcandacepalmplz::iconcandacepalmplz:I..... .....I LOATHE this comic. I really do and I know how unprofessional that sounds in a review like this, but I REALLY dislike this comic; it's probably the most overrated, overhyped, overdramatic and underwhelming fancomic I've had the displeasure to read. The mere fact that almost everyone in this fandom loves this comic makes me scream in RAGE. Why? Well, lemme tell you all about it. Paola, or Angelus19 (https://www.deviantart.com/angelus19), created a comic called "Pajama Party" and for what it's worth, it's actually not that bad of a comic; the characters act like they do in the show, the plot is both simi

Wedding Impossible Review Part 3 by DarkestLinkEAI, literature

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Wedding Impossible Review Part 3

Page 146: https://angelus19.deviantart.com/art/Pag-146-299895665 ...Wh-What? What?! I...I just...wow...wow...only one word can describe this page: Mindfuck. I don’t even know what to say. This is the biggest damn 180 I have ever seen in all my years in the P&F fandom. Give me a moment to decide whether I like this or not... ... ... Alright. I guess...this was...a better choice. But it’s still not good. Don’t get me wrong, I’m actually glad they did this. It’s a total one 180 and bad writing overall, but I am glad they left Suzy with a LITTLE dignity. So, for this one page, I give kudos to Pao. But the fa

Wedding Impossible Review Part 2 by DarkestLinkEAI, literature

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Wedding Impossible Review Part 2

Page 99: https://angelus19.deviantart.com/art/Pag-99-253599712 And...why does Candace care so much if Isabella comes again? Where does it say she’s supposed to be planning the wedding too? Page 101-103: https://angelus19.deviantart.com/art/Pag-101-255115546 https://angelus19.deviantart.com/art/Pag-102-255116238 https://angelus19.deviantart.com/art/Pag-103-255116953 Yep...they stole ANOTHER song. Are they even trying anymore? Why can’t they make their own song? I don’t care if it sucks, to tell you the truth. I don’t even care if they have music period. But it annoys me when they steal stuff from the show. It’

Wedding Impossible Review Part 1 by DarkestLinkEAI, literature

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Wedding Impossible Review Part 1

It’s been two years since Wedding Impossible started. And now, finally, I shall be giving my critique on this. Be aware that it’s a rather lengthy review that is around 40 pages long in word doc form. Because of this, I shall not be wasting too much time with an opening. I was originally going to open off with my opinion on this, but I thought about it and decided I’m going to go into this as unbiased as possible, so I can give this review more fairly. I’m going to forget everything I previously thought, good or bad, about this comic and read it again. I will be reading this page by page and giving my opinion on an

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Well then, it appears you have come to my page.
By accident or on purpose, it doesn't matter.
But welcome to my humble little account.

Let me introduce myself:
Somewhere between north and west. Somewhere between genius and insanity. Somewhere between order and chaos. What more do you need to know? I'll blow your mind, then put it back together. I'll be random as hell, but really have an agenda to my madness. And there's a good chance I'll make you lawl. xD

I'm TheNorthwestern. Friend to some, enemy to others, a comedian to some, a "hater" to others, etc.

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Mar 1, 2013

Late Night Update Journal

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Greetings readers, At the time I am writing this, it is, as mentioned in the title, late night. I thought I would write up an update journal, because I did not do any of the things I brought up. To start, the main thing on the plate now is basically the BK pics. I am collecting details and coming up with concepts, drawing out sketches. So expect to see those hopefully soon in the future. Everything else is basically, as of now, postponed indefinitely. This includes, but is not limited, to NDR and the Rebirth Project. (College takes up pretty much all of my time, as mentioned in earlier journals.) So, yeah, farewell, my dears. See yo

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Nov 24, 2012

North Writes An Update Journal #1

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Greetings readers (the few of you that there are). It's time once again that I write down what you can expect from me. So let's get down to it. NDR: As all of you can see, my production of reviews has essentially been slowed to a standstill. This is due to my very busy college life, but I do have a break between terms coming up and will try to get production back up to speed, so you can all expect NDR #5 out this December, with following reviews coming during the month as well, hopefully. Other Projects: I do have other projects in motion, two to be exact. These fall into the non-review category of my submissions, of which there has not

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Oct 17, 2012

NDR Information Journal

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Another journal within the same month?! What's happening to me?! Well, this is something I should have done already, but here it is now, it's the "North Does Reviews" Information Journal! This journal is where I'll try to answer any questions you might have about my reviews. I'll start off with five pretty basic questions. 1) What will you be reviewing? I'll be reviewing mostly fan work (pictures, fanfics, comics, etc.) from various different fandoms that I have experience in. So far, this has only been P&F one-shots, but I will expand into different things. Also, I will do original work (completely artist-created pieces), but this will ta

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Sep 29, 2017

hey wow i remember you

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TheNorthwestern

Dec 2, 2012

I have seen it before and yes, it did give me great lawls.

Mattpwnsall

Mar 16, 2012

No, only one was adopted, Bridgette. Prove to me that Sophie was adopted

I'm the only who's laughing. Marissa told me that I should have blocked him a long time ago and I didnt because I was too amused at his stupidity. Now I'm laughing at MY stupidity for NOT blocking him